Was it only me
That noticed?
Did you notice?
Did anybody notice
That there’s nowt to notice
On the notice board?
That there’s been
Nowt to notice
On the notice board
For longer than the committee
Would care to notice ?
-Since they moved it into the hedgerow
So that people would notice.
The notice board is notice free;
Been no notices since
Two thousand and three.
If people noticed this
Lack of notices,
They may have stopped noticing
The notice board at all;
Maybe you’ve noticed
That nobody, these days,
Notices.
…
Or is it only me
That notices?
