“Oil is the new diplomacy-
The way to power of course-
Debt is the new and most fashionable honesty,
Shareholders the latest terrorists,”
The clown-president
With the burger-wide smile
Mouths the Doctor Spin phrases.
The elephant leans left,
The horse swings right;
The latest polls hold the key –
The one that nobody can really grasp –
“I wouldn’t vote for that,
There’s plenty more whales
In the sea!”